I love your headcanon for Dirk. The whole sociopath thing (that was thwarted or at least lessened by falling for Jake and realizing that he can empathize with another human being). I also love how you describe how he shows love. It is so perfect. So. Perfect.

"I'm also really fascinated in the dynamics between Jake and Jane, and Dirk and Roxy, and I felt like if I joined Dirk/Jake I would miss them. So why not ship them all at once?!"

Yep. Yep times a million.